Total Medals Earned: 170 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,190 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
Finish level 19 the easy? way!
Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!
Finished the game!
Don't lose a single plumber on level 8.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (90/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Complete the daytime levels.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/140 points)
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/80 points)
You got the best guns.
You can jump to any location!
Bullets are bee stings to the rhino's hide.
You got a new set of... hover... pads.... rockets... >_>
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
